Guess what! Today is their second wedding anniversary. It’s his second marriage but he says he got it right this time. His wife is a screenwriter and has been hand-picked by Keith Richards to write the next Rolling Stones biopic, which will be based on the life of (first & last names redacted) who was Keith Richards’ valet in the 70s & 80s.
Who was this, you ask?
I'll explain in a minute. Be patient.
And did you know that Ringo Starr named Led Zeppelin? I sure didn’t.
Meanwhile, he (the guy, not Ringo Starr) just had his high school reunion, which went very well indeed, and kudos for that. I won’t go into the reminiscences, but rest assured that he included first and last names for everyone mentioned.
No, Auntie doesn’t have a new BFF nor a long-lost cousin.
(Auntie only has lost cousins, har har, never mind, I thought it was funny.)
Auntie answered the telephone. He was a telemarketer. ‘Nuff said.
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