I Believe

I believe very little. Here is most of it:

1. Most things are stupid, but so what?
2. Ice cream trucks do more damage with their music than with their products.
3. Supermarket produce tastes like moist particle board.
4. Right now, somewhere, there is a selfless politician. (I’m kidding, this one’s a joke.)
5. Mindless computer games are good for something. I don’t know what, but I believe there has to be something.
6. Everybody needs a secret vice.
7. For every scientifically conducted study that shows something, there is another that proves the opposite. Usually the second was conducted by the former love interest of the first, but again, so what?
8. The word “moist” is funny.

If I think of anything else, I’ll let you know.